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I don't like the ocean why do you think that I crawled out of it in the first place, it is too cold and too deep for my little feet and I get wet, wet, soggy and wet. Briny, well that's not so bad but it's not like I can drink it when I'm thirsty now is it? And you would think they would quit putting me back in it when I have all these modern fabrics with colors to choose from, I mean, they're the best money can buy even my personal surf board to ride the waves keep knocking me over and I am getting sick to death of trying to claw my way back to the shore that, by God, I know is there somewhere - I mean the waves keep rolling that way, damnit, damn ocean it's so not important any more when you see all those bonfires built with happy people dancing on the beach in circles without having to even look at each other through the damned water getting in their eyes. They're just happy, happy like I used to be before they put me on the tide or the tide came or I don't know stupid ocean it sucks.